Script for the recording:
When an idle moment turned up at work, people used to reach for the newspaper, providing the boss wasn't looking. Nowadays they are more likely to spend their spare moments surfing the Internet. Needless to say, the boss is usually no more happier than before, thinking that his staff should be looking for some useful work to do. So what happens to the surfer who hears the boss's footsteps approaching? This is the situation the writer of the poem you are about to hear found himself in. Will he be caught in the act?
Surfing the Internet
Stepping into the lab, I round no one is inside. So I think I'm in the clear Because the boss is nowhere in sight. I log onto the web and start to surf And then my hair stands up with fright.
The footsteps coming down the hall Are quickening in pace. There is no time to exit, No way to save my race.
-So I press the power button
And relax just a bit.
There is no way he can tell
Exactly what I nit.
I act all surprised, Don't know why my machine died. 'Simply unpredictable these Computers are!' I cried.
'So we'll get you a new one,
A computer that won't crash' he exclaims.
Do you think he'll wonder
When the new one acts the same?
1. Is the hero a student or an employee?
{An employee.}
2. What was he doing when the boss came in?
{Surfing the Net.}
3. How did he act in front of his boss?
{He acted all surprised, as if he didn't know why the computer had died suddenly.}